Battle Donuts!

Things people who don't know about rubik's cubes say to people that do

• Non-cuber: wouldn't it be funny if I solved it while mixing it up?
• Cuber: Uh-huh
• Non-cuber: I solved two sides once!
• Cuber: Pretty neat
• Non-cuber: Can you do it in like, five seconds?
• Cuber: Nope
• Non-cuber: I'll bet you stay home all day and figure stuff like this out
• Cuber: Not really
• Non-cuber: I'll bet you can't solve this one!
• Cuber: You switched the stickers and I hate it when you do that
• Non-cuber: ...dammit